Pervonella

Lately, It seems that every guy I go out with is tainted in some way shape or form.I dont exactly know whos tainting them. Maybe it's their mom or their ex-girlfriends or shows on MTV,but they are definitely coming out of the plant with some form of Pervonella poisoning.

Ok, so what do I mean by tainted...Im getting there . I promise. Alright so the last couple of guys I've dated have done this weird thing where they talk dirty to me literally within the first two weeks of getting to know eachother. Keep in mind, there has not been a first date and in both cases I hadnt even kissed the guy.

Now, I am not a prude in any sense of the word, in fact many of my friends say that Im actually the Samantha of the group, but having a guy I just met text me, if i'm a "naughty girl" and if i need a "spanking" is just not cool. The guy who took the cake though was the one who, and I quote, asked if he was going to "get some milk "after he took me to Benihanas (he was referring to my DD's). Remember Benihanas was supposed to be our FIRST DATE!

Sadly, I am not the only one who has encountered a man with a case of Pervonella. My friend, went out with a guy who refused to kiss her unless she could ensure him that he would get sex....after the first date! After my friend walked out of the car and slammed the door in his face he brilliantly text her, "Can I get some head at least?"....In the words of my super expressive sister..."AAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

A note to guys reading this. Introducing strong sexual innuendos at the early stages of dating is going to get you A. slapped, B. no return call and or txt, C. Door Slammed in Face and definitely NO BOOTY!!!